🔮 Glinda vs. Elphaba: Which Bong Candle Witch Are You?

Introduction

Some people watch Wicked and walk away humming “Defying Gravity.” The rest of us walk away asking, “If Glinda had to choose between a hot pink bong candle and a hexed Halloween cauldron bong… which one would she light first?”

Welcome to the most unhinged holiday gift guide you’ll read this year — a showdown between the Good Witch, the “Bad” Witch, and the bong candles that embody their entire vibe.

If you’re shopping for witchy friends, Wicked superfans, or anyone whose personality can be summed up as “sparkly but scary,” this is your roadmap. Prepare yourself. Lines will be drawn. Smoke will be cleared. Candles will be lit.

Let the witch match begin.

✨ Glinda the Good Witch: The Sativa Queen

Perfect for: soft-girl sorceresses, high-vibrational girlies, and anyone who says “I’m in my healing era” (for the 17th time this year).

Glinda may float around in a bubble, but we all know she’s a high-energy queen who keeps the vibe light, bright, and a little tipsy. The Sativa Queen candle is her entire personality poured into wax.

This scent is floral, flirty, and just bougie enough to let everyone know you’re doing great sweetie. Bright blossoms, sweet tobacco, and a hint of brandy come together in a pink vessel so cute it might break into song.

This is the candle for the friend who color-codes her spells, meditates before brunch, and always somehow smells like a Sephora sample card.

In short: Glinda is lighting Sativa Queen and giggling the whole time.

🧹 Elphaba the “Bad” Witch: The Witch B*tch Bong Candle

Perfect for: the misunderstood icons, the alt-witches, the “I hex men for a hobby” girls, and anybody who wears black year-round.

Elphaba didn’t ask to be the villain,  but being green and hot will do that to a girl.
Her candle? The Witch B*tch bong candle, obviously.

Available in ghoul green or graveyard gray, this limited-edition spell jar is filled with black soy wax and scented like a goth fruit punch brewed in a cauldron. Think blackberry, raspberry, champagne, pine, citrus… basically, every ingredient in a potion labeled “Do Not Drink, But Maybe Sniff A Lot.”

And the accessories?
A glass broomstick, a witch’s hat bowl, and a quartz banger chalice — because Elphaba never shows up underdressed.

If Sativa Queen sparkles, Witch B*tch smolders.
Elphaba-approved.

🪄 The Showdown: Who Wins the Witch-Off?

Let’s break it down:

Who wins?
That depends.

• If your soul is pastel, you’re a Glinda girlie.
  

• If your heart is haunted, you’re an Elphaba devotee.

• If you’re both? Congrats — you’re a Gemini and probably need both candles anyway.
  

🪄 Conclusion: Which Witch Are You (and Your Friends)?

Whether you're shopping for a Glinda, an Elphaba, or a little bit of both, these bong candles deliver unforgettable holiday gift ideas for Wicked fans with scents that hit as hard as their aesthetics.

From the flirty floral lift of Sativa Queen to the powerful dark magic of Witch B*tch, the right candle doesn’t just light a room — it reveals your inner witch.

Ready to find your perfect match?
Shop the full lineup at Bongcandles.com and choose your coven wisely.