f*ck off schwag candle

When it doesn’t look great, but it still burns good! Schwag candles have minor cosmetic flaws in the glass, wax, or labeling but are otherwise bad ass and safe to burn.

When you have to say it, let this bong candle do the talking for you. With notes of intoxicating absinthe and amber plus sweet tones of black currant and blackberry, this sophisticated aroma is certain to leave a lasting impression while preserving your dignity and legal record at the same time. Win win!

These elegant glass beaker-bottom bongs are filled with 18 oz. of hand-poured 100% soy wax and burn for 100+ hours-- long enough to enjoy for many a sesh. Scented by hand with phthalate-free fine fragrance oils, our candles will fill your space with aromas everyone will enjoy while our clever stoner-inspired scent names will bring a smirk to all of your cool friends' faces. 

All schwag candles are final sale; no returns or refunds on these babies.

• Borosilicate glass
• 18 oz.
• 100+ hour burn time
• 100% soy wax
• 100% cotton wicks
  
• Phthalate-free fine fragrance oils
• Hand-poured and hand-scented in small batches in Scottsdale, AZ
• Glass downstem + bowl sold separately