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pineapple express schwag candle

pineapple express schwag candle

Regular price $55.00 USD
Regular price $61.00 USD Sale price $55.00 USD
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When it doesn’t look great, but it still burns good! Schwag candles have minor cosmetic flaws in the glass, wax, or labeling but are otherwise bad ass and safe to burn.

It’s almost a shame to light it. It’s like killing a unicorn, with like, a bomb. But once you do, sir, you may feel like a, like a slice o’ butter….meltin’ on top of a big ol’ pile of flapjacks. Our Pineapple Express bong candle will put a big stoner smile on your face while recounting every great one-liner that Seth, James, and Danny delivered in their 2008 masterpiece that somehow didn’t get an Oscar. Scented with pineapple, sugar, sage and palm leaves, it is truly, like, the apex of candle engineering.

These elegant glass beaker-bottom bongs are filled with 18 oz. of hand-poured 100% soy wax and burn for 100+ hours-- long enough to enjoy for many a sesh. Scented by hand with phthalate-free fine fragrance oils, our candles will fill your space with aromas everyone will enjoy while our clever stoner-inspired scent names will bring a smirk to all of your cool friends' faces. 

All schwag candles are final sale; no returns or refunds on these babies.

  • Borosilicate glass
  • 18 oz.
  • 100+ hour burn time
  • 100% soy wax
  • 100% cotton wicks
  • Phthalate-free fine fragrance oils
  • Hand-poured and hand-scented in small batches in Scottsdale, AZ
  • Glass downstem + bowl sold separately

Shipping & Returns

Shipping

All orders are processed and shipped within 5 business days (excluding weekends and holidays) after receiving your order confirmation email. You will receive another notification when your order has shipped. Unfortunately, we do not ship outside of the US at this time.

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Returns

We accept returns up to 14 days after delivery, if the item is unlit, unused, undamaged, and in its original packaging. We will refund the full order amount minus the shipping costs for the return. Unfortunately, we cannot accept returns on sale items or gift cards. Please contact us at hi@bongcandles.com with your order number (found on your confirmation email) to initiate a return or exchange. If your return is accepted, we’ll send you a return shipping label, as well as instructions on how and where to send your package. Items sent back to us without first requesting a return will not be accepted. For any goods returned as ‘unsuitable,’ there is a re-stocking charge of 15% in addition to the cost of return shipping.

 Damages

In the event that your order arrives damaged in any way, please email us as soon as possible at hi@bongcandles.com with your order number and photos of the item’s condition as well as the shipping box. Please hang on to all damaged product(s) and packaging too. We address these on a case-by-case basis but will try our best to work towards a satisfactory solution.

Dimensions

  • Approx. 19cm (7.5”) tall
  • Approx. 9.5cm (3.75”) diameter beaker base

Care Instructions

  • Trim wick to ½” before lighting. Use a wick trimmer for the best results.
  • Keep candle free of any foreign materials including matches and wick trimmings. We recommend a rechargeable electric lighter to prevent soot on the glass!
  • Only burn the candle on a level, fire resistant surface.
  • Do not burn candle for more than 3 hours at a time.
  • Stop use when only ¼” of wax remains.
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Customer Reviews

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Miles

Amazing smells, mouthpiece is too big though, can't get a good pull

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Mercy

The cutest thing I’ve ever bought! It smells soooo good. I will definitely be buying more !

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K.W.

These candles are amazing. They smell and look amazing. Compliments from everyone who smells them. The perfect gift.
The company truly cares and delivers as promised.
So many friends have already gone to order their own.

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Ava G. (Everett, US)
Bong candles

I absolutely loved them they smelled so good and they got to me very fast thank you so much it was a gift for my godmother and she absolutely loved them.

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Lily U. (Portland, US)

pineapple express schwag candle

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Based on 6 reviews
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Miles

Amazing smells, mouthpiece is too big though, can't get a good pull

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Mercy

The cutest thing I’ve ever bought! It smells soooo good. I will definitely be buying more !

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K.W.

These candles are amazing. They smell and look amazing. Compliments from everyone who smells them. The perfect gift.
The company truly cares and delivers as promised.
So many friends have already gone to order their own.

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Ava G. (Everett, US)
Bong candles

I absolutely loved them they smelled so good and they got to me very fast thank you so much it was a gift for my godmother and she absolutely loved them.

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Lily U. (Portland, US)

pineapple express schwag candle