pineapple express schwag candle

When it doesn’t look great, but it still burns good! Schwag candles have minor cosmetic flaws in the glass, wax, or labeling but are otherwise bad ass and safe to burn.

It’s almost a shame to light it. It’s like killing a unicorn, with like, a bomb. But once you do, sir, you may feel like a, like a slice o’ butter….meltin’ on top of a big ol’ pile of flapjacks. Our pineapple express bong candle will put a big stoner smile on your face while recounting every great one-liner that Seth, James, and Danny delivered in their 2008 masterpiece that somehow didn’t get an Oscar. Scented with pineapple, sugar, sage and palm leaves, it is truly, like, the apex of candle engineering.

These elegant glass beaker-bottom bongs are filled with 18 oz. of hand-poured 100% soy wax and burn for 100+ hours-- long enough to enjoy for many a sesh. Scented by hand with phthalate-free fine fragrance oils, our candles will fill your space with aromas everyone will enjoy while our clever stoner-inspired scent names will bring a smirk to all of your cool friends' faces. 

All schwag candles are final sale; no returns or refunds on these babies.

• Borosilicate glass
• 18 oz.
• 100+ hour burn time
• 100% soy wax
• 100% cotton wicks
  
• Phthalate-free fine fragrance oils
• Hand-poured and hand-scented in small batches in Scottsdale, AZ
• Glass downstem + bowl sold separately